Monday, January 10, 2011

Season of Excess

No, I am not referring to any particular holiday tradition. Rather, I want to talk about the college football bowl season.

Examples of excess:
  • Game duration It's so bad, that commentators remark about it off-the-air. See Jon Gruden's comment at the end of this column.
  • Bowl game names Thanks to corporate sponsorships, the bowl names are ridiculously long. While I can live with "Discover Orange Bowl," it makes me feel dirty. Further, does anyone get excited about the "American Mortgage Music City Bowl"? This practice is distasteful, and anyone not associated with the sponsors will probably agree. Rather than staging all of the ancillary events associated with the bowl games, I bet we could think of a 1,000 better ways to spend that corporate money.
  • Number of bowls Are we trying to turn college football into the Stanley Cup playoffs? Too many games involving too many mediocre teams. (Seahawks fans can rest easy now, no more jokes at your expense after your team beat the reigning Super Bowl champs on Sat.)
  • Hype and preview shows I don't need to watch and listen to talking heads dissect a game for a half hour before kickoff. Just the games, please.
  • Bowl season Let me get this straight -- a playoff system would negatively impact the academic performance of student-athletes. However, the length of time between the beginning and the end of the bowl season -- 12/18 through 1/10 -- is better than 4 weekends. Either give me a playoff system that runs those same 4 weekends, or give me back the biggest bowls all falling on 1/1, which would help to avoid hindering the student-athletes' classroom performance.

While I fully support a college football playoff system, I don't believe it would address all of these shortcomings. However, until that day comes when a legitimate national champion of NCAA football can be crowned through a playoff, let's at the very least clean up this mess.

It's the right thing to do.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Make someone's New Year Happy. Donate your unused toys.

We have taken down the Christmas tree and all of the decorations, meaning my wife actually took them down and I physically carried the heavier boxes downstairs to the basement. All of the new toys sat out for a few days while the kids tried to decide what to play with first. Of course, this toy influx necessitated sorting through all the oodles of toys they already had to determine what we should keep, and what we should part with.

As I was grabbing beignets one recent morning, I was chatting with the owner of the restaurant about this incredible accumulation of toys. He agreed that his son was completely overwhelmed by his Christmas presents, but then he shared an interesting story with me.

It seems that he came into contact with a local refugee family with a toddler boy. When the boy came over to a neighbor's house, he immediately sought out and clung to toys that resembled car keys and a mobile phone. The owner learned the boy did this because the family had NO toys whatsoever for him to play with, so his parents let him have their keys or phone.

Inspired, I checked into some organizations that could use gently used toys. For starters, here is a good eHow post on toy donations.

Here is a short list I developed, too:
Of course, please be sure to check that the toys you intend to donate have not been recalled. You can do so by checking with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission.

I hope that you enjoyed your holidays as much as we did, and Happy 2011!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Sugar Bowl 2011 wrap-up

First of all, I want to start by saying that I don't care to enter the debate over whether the 5 Ohio State players should have been eligible to play. I don't think they should have played, but then again, I have no interest in the position of NCAA czar on player punishment.

Before anyone accuses me of being partial to either Ohio State or Arkansas, you should know that I dislike both teams. Due to the particularly unruly behavior of Buckeye "fans" when my beloved Irish have visited Columbus, I don't care for Ohio State. Conversely, I have never liked the Razorbacks, and I consider their head coach a weasel. Just ask any University of Louisville or Atlanta Falcons fan how they feel about him.

As anyone who watched the Sugar Bowl knows, the Buckeyes jumped out to a commanding lead. In the second half, the Razorbacks attempted a frenzied comeback that fell short. Finally the big bowl games were upon us, and the game was exciting to the finish.

As for my analysis, the game came down to one simple fact. With the possible exception of portions of the second half, Ohio State's receivers consistently made plays. The same could not be said of Arkansas' receivers. They looked jittery in the first half, only growing comfortable on the big stage after their team fell behind.

Otherwise, I think the game was a wash. Both quarterbacks played well, both defenses made plays. While Ohio State got more from its running game than did Arkansas, I don't think that was a deciding factor in the game.

Digital marketing 101 for small businesses

When I talk to small business owners about digital marketing, the most common comment I hear is, "Boy, I know I need to do something online, I just don't how to start." As with other types of marketing, there is no one-size-fits-all digital marketing package. So where to begin?

Well, for starters, it would be a fantastic idea to take an inventory of one's current marketing efforts:
  • How are you currently spending your marketing budget?
  • Is there an overarching strategy to your marketing?
  • If so, when was the last time you re-examined the strategy and made adjustments?
  • And here's the kicker -- Do you know what kind of results you are getting from each different marketing tactic you employ?
Let's assume that we now have answers to each of the above questions. Certain changes to your marketing plan are likely to be implied by these answers. For example, it may turn out that newspaper commands an ever-growing portion of the marketing budget, but you are getting less bang for your buck. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you should rely less on newspaper, if at all.

Now you are almost ready to figure out what your digital marketing budget is. However, you still haven't established whether digital marketing makes sense for your business and, if so, which components hold the most promise.

Whether or not digital marketing makes sense for your business depends upon a number of factors, such as:
  • Type of business
  • Number of locations
  • How consumers shop for your products or services
  • Your current capacity to handle additional business
  • Your ability to interact with prospects and customers
  • How consumers currently perceive your business
Consider the case of a hypothetical local chain of dry cleaners.They have several locations, which consumers find both digitally (email, search engines, internet yellow pages) and through more traditional media (out-of-home, newspaper, etc.). However, while the chain wants to grow their business, customers already complain about the amount of time they have to wait to pick up their clothing.

Clearly, this chain is not in a place to invest heavily in digital marketing. Perhaps email campaigns, enhanced internet yellow pages listings, search engine marketing and social media could drive additional business, but to what end? The business cannot handle the volume of business they already have. Additionally, it is unlikely that anyone associated with the business would have the spare time to interact with prospects and customers.

All right, then, let's now assume that this dry cleaning business has invested in additional machinery and employees in order to reduce the wait time to pick up clothing. Happily, this leads to improved customer satisfaction. Further, let's assume that these investments paid for themselves fairly quickly, freeing up funds for additional marketing efforts.

Finally, our dry cleaning business is ready to establish a digital marketing budget. But first, let's be sure that we know whether we:
  1. Have staff in place to interact with prospects and customers through digital means.
  2. Are prepared to deal with negative comments, ratings and reviews of the business.
While the correct manner for dealing with these steps may vary for different businesses, I have a few suggestions. If the staff has limited time and no one is prepared to deal with potential negativity, then perhaps some combination of email campaigns, internet yellow pages advertising and search engine marketing make the most sense. The downside here is that these means of promoting your business have greater upfront costs associated with them.

Conversely, if money is tight, but there are people in place to deal with prospects and customers, both happy and unhappy, then social media may be the way to go. Twitter accounts, LinkedIn profiles and Facebook pages cost nothing to establish. However, and I cannot stress this enough, a business should not use these media to shamelessly promote themselves and their own interests.

These media allow businesses to engage with an online community. In return for connecting with your business, the community expects regular contributions that demonstrate value to it, the community. Your communication needs to be strategic and focused on the end benefit to the community as opposed to your business' bottom line.

Think of social media as similar to parenting. As with parenting, the barriers to entry are minimal, but doing the job well is a challenge. Be sure that you are prepared to tackle the enterprise before casually entering these waters, as there is no half-stepping into either social media or parenting.

Hopefully someone out there reads and appreciates these tips, and I apologize for not being pithy this time out. I welcome comments, and I promise to respond to the civil ones.